This hot wet hole actually successfully simulates sex! We are not fucking kidding.

Blah, blah, blah, haptics, advanced technology, patented engineering, let's get to the point, this thing feels amazing. You put your cock in it, turn on your RealTouch porn, and it pleasures you in a way that synchronizes with the movie you're watching. Behind the little slot, it's got a round orifice that actually squeezes you to the perfect fit. Beyond that it's got two bands of fleshlike material that move against your cock in varying tightness and patterns to feel like the ass being fucked or the mouth deep-throating the cock on the screen. If that weren't enough, it heats up to body temperature and adds lube to match the action on the screen. Seriously, it's got a little lube reservoir, and different scenes use it up at different rates based on how wet and wild or dry and rough they are. So many devices have claimed to simulate sex, but this is the most successful we've seen.

To get you started, you get 10 free scenes that change from time to time, and 60 free minutes to use on whatever RealTouch encoded porn you want. There are so many scenes to choose from with so many hot stars, and they're adding more all the time.

If you're looking for an incredible sex simulator, or to make your porn come to life, there's a lot of satisfaction to be had from the RealTouch. Just make sure to stock up on lube, because you're going to go through a lot with this thing.

• RealTouch masturbator
• 3.5 oz Wet Original Gel lubricant
• Power supply, USB connection cables, and hardware
• 10 free interactive videos on the online theater
• Free 60 minutes on the RealTouch online VOD theater